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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on May 7, 2019 19:31:09 GMT -6
Well, lookie there. The Wizard of CF didn't make the play. No doubt Kemp would have, right! Your hatred of Jake is the joke.  your homoerotic fetish for his worthless ass is the joke. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 7, 2019 19:33:32 GMT -6
So, guys, what did I miss?
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Post by bannedfan on May 7, 2019 19:35:27 GMT -6
Tyler White going for the hat trick next AB.
He is a pro at striking out😂😂😂
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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on May 7, 2019 19:36:08 GMT -6
So, guys, what did I miss? homoeroticism by corch after the worst player in baseball left the bases loaded then muffed up an easy play in CF |
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Post by koolade2 on May 7, 2019 19:36:08 GMT -6
There is something seriously wrong with this team in Game to Game offense. Explode for one Game or two and then every player looks like the Little League.
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Post by blcoach8 on May 7, 2019 19:39:22 GMT -6
He is doing better than the little dumbass who keeps killing every chance we have by hitting into DP's.  He left 3 ducks on the pond...how is that better than anyone? No worse to leave them on than keep knocking them off. |
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Post by blcoach8 on May 7, 2019 19:41:37 GMT -6
No doubt Kemp would have, right! Your hatred of Jake is the joke. your homoerotic fetish for his worthless ass is the joke. I knew you would keep on until you started with crap like this......that is pathetic. Check the stats......he is doing better than Altuve. |
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Post by blcoach8 on May 7, 2019 19:43:10 GMT -6
So, guys, what did I miss? homoeroticism by corch after the worst player in baseball left the bases loaded then muffed up an easy play in CF another anti-Jake rant by you while you ignore the fact that Altuve has his head buried up his ass. |
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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on May 7, 2019 19:48:59 GMT -6
homoeroticism by corch after the worst player in baseball left the bases loaded then muffed up an easy play in CF another anti-Jake rant by you while you ignore the fact that Altuve has his head buried up his ass. I'm not Altuve's grandpa, it's not my job to try to explain his poor production. You can bet your gnarly old ass, though, that he will FAR exceed anything that mongoloid you love so much ever does. |
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Post by koolade2 on May 7, 2019 20:03:32 GMT -6
ever since Altuve hit that 9th Homer he has been terrible at the plate. Something sure is wrong in his head right now. He has looked terrible tonight.
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Post by koolade2 on May 7, 2019 20:33:31 GMT -6
I see everyone abanded the game. they Really look awful tonight
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Post by bearbryant on May 7, 2019 20:46:46 GMT -6
I don't remember an Astro this fat on the mound since Aurelio Lopez
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Post by bearbryant on May 7, 2019 20:57:50 GMT -6
Tyler White with an inning of shutout relief folks
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Post by unionstation82 on May 7, 2019 21:40:50 GMT -6
Tyler White with an inning of shutout relief folks
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Post by unionstation82 on May 7, 2019 21:42:45 GMT -6
homoeroticism by corch after the worst player in baseball left the bases loaded then muffed up an easy play in CF another anti-Jake rant by you while you ignore the fact that Altuve has his head buried up his ass. Altuve has an MVP award on his mantel. The comparison ends there. Jake has to be perfect on defense to warrant his lack of production on offense. He isn’t. Case closed. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 7, 2019 21:44:37 GMT -6
ever since Altuve hit that 9th Homer he has been terrible at the plate. Something sure is wrong in his head right now. He has looked terrible tonight. As Altuve goes, the team goes. He better fix this crap and fast. |
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Post by blcoach8 on May 7, 2019 22:10:13 GMT -6
another anti-Jake rant by you while you ignore the fact that Altuve has his head buried up his ass. I'm not Altuve's grandpa, it's not my job to try to explain his poor production. You can bet your gnarly old ass, though, that he will FAR exceed anything that mongoloid you love so much ever does. At the moment, Jake is doing a hell of a lot more to earn his paycheck than Altuve is. I like Altuve but he seems to be too dumb to make adjustments and get himself out of this funk he is in that has him hitting under .240. Jake isn't being paid millions to hit........Altuve is and needs to pull his head out of his ass and do it. |
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Post by blcoach8 on May 7, 2019 22:11:50 GMT -6
ever since Altuve hit that 9th Homer he has been terrible at the plate. Something sure is wrong in his head right now. He has looked terrible tonight. As Altuve goes, the team goes. He better fix this crap and fast. He doesn't seem to have a clue as to how to solve his problem. I wish we knew what our hitting coach is trying to do. Ever since he had that streak of home runs, he has been terrible. |
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Post by blcoach8 on May 7, 2019 22:14:20 GMT -6
another anti-Jake rant by you while you ignore the fact that Altuve has his head buried up his ass. Altuve has an MVP award on his mantel. The comparison ends there. Jake has to be perfect on defense to warrant his lack of production on offense. He isn’t. Case closed. There are no players.......no matter their status on the team.........that don't make mistakes. It is time for Jose to play like an MVP instead of hurting the team. |
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Post by blcoach8 on May 7, 2019 22:16:05 GMT -6
We are seeing the results of Luhnow failing to strengthen the pitching staff during the off-season. He overrated what he had and we are paying for it.
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Post by Saint on May 8, 2019 5:30:47 GMT -6
Rough game. Get back in there tomorrow. I think Altuve could use a day off to try and get his head right. He's frustrated and it shows.
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Post by thomasj13 on May 8, 2019 5:46:11 GMT -6
Rough game. Get back in there tomorrow. I think Altuve could use a day off to try and get his head right. He's frustrated and it shows. Take the day off and do a HEB commercial. |
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Post by Saint on May 8, 2019 5:47:58 GMT -6
Rough game. Get back in there tomorrow. I think Altuve could use a day off to try and get his head right. He's frustrated and it shows. Take the day off and do a HEB commercial. I'm hoping he's having a 2018 Goldschmidt type season and comes back and tears up the whole month of June. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 8, 2019 6:15:47 GMT -6
Take the day off and do a HEB commercial. I'm hoping he's having a 2018 Goldschmidt type season and comes back and tears up the whole month of June. I mean he’s capable of it for sure, but how long can they wait with him batting 2nd in the order and not producing? It’s not nearly as bad as the pitching situation but damn. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 8, 2019 6:18:48 GMT -6
I'm not Altuve's grandpa, it's not my job to try to explain his poor production. You can bet your gnarly old ass, though, that he will FAR exceed anything that mongoloid you love so much ever does. At the moment, Jake is doing a hell of a lot more to earn his paycheck than Altuve is. I like Altuve but he seems to be too dumb to make adjustments and get himself out of this funk he is in that has him hitting under .240. Jake isn't being paid millions to hit........Altuve is and needs to pull his head out of his ass and do it. Jake not being paid millions to hit is the same lazy argument they made for Carlos Lee and his defense. Either way, it’s unacceptable. Altuve is playing far below expectations. I’ll give you that, but Jake doesn’t deserve to be on the team, especially with Yordan Alvarez tearing the cover off the ball in AAA. |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 7:33:17 GMT -6
At the moment, Jake is doing a hell of a lot more to earn his paycheck than Altuve is. I like Altuve but he seems to be too dumb to make adjustments and get himself out of this funk he is in that has him hitting under .240. Jake isn't being paid millions to hit........Altuve is and needs to pull his head out of his ass and do it. Coach, you honestly think Altuve will be hitting .240 by October? I thought you knew better than that. I have been pretty silent on the Marsinick debate, but as far as I am concerned he hasn't shown shit in his tenure here. (which is now a painful 6 years) Tying him as a comparison to a future HOF'er is quite a reach huh? |
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Post by sempersmom on May 8, 2019 8:43:37 GMT -6
Come on guys, it was a horrible night all around. Even Fiers got a no-hitter last night and we all know how much he sucks. Things will work out in the end.
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Post by blcoach8 on May 8, 2019 9:52:11 GMT -6
At the moment, Jake is doing a hell of a lot more to earn his paycheck than Altuve is. I like Altuve but he seems to be too dumb to make adjustments and get himself out of this funk he is in that has him hitting under .240. Jake isn't being paid millions to hit........Altuve is and needs to pull his head out of his ass and do it. Jake not being paid millions to hit is the same lazy argument they made for Carlos Lee and his defense. Either way, it’s unacceptable. Altuve is playing far below expectations. I’ll give you that, but Jake doesn’t deserve to be on the team, especially with Yordan Alvarez tearing the cover off the ball in AAA. Players and coaches want Jake on the team. Replace White...the team dud........with Alvarez. |
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Post by blcoach8 on May 8, 2019 9:56:08 GMT -6
At the moment, Jake is doing a hell of a lot more to earn his paycheck than Altuve is. I like Altuve but he seems to be too dumb to make adjustments and get himself out of this funk he is in that has him hitting under .240. Jake isn't being paid millions to hit........Altuve is and needs to pull his head out of his ass and do it. Coach, you honestly think Altuve will be hitting .240 by October? I thought you knew better than that. I have been pretty silent on the Marsinick debate, but as far as I am concerned he hasn't shown shit in his tenure here. (which is now a painful 6 years) Tying him as a comparison to a future HOF'er is quite a reach huh? No, I would think he would be over .300....IF he is healthy. Just saying that Jake is not being paid millions to hit and Jose is. Where else can we get a good defensive OF for what we pay Jake? We don't know if Straw is ready, but, I would think he is close to replacing Jake. I just like Jake in the OF in late innings. I don't like Kemp in CF at any time. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 8, 2019 10:10:40 GMT -6
Jake not being paid millions to hit is the same lazy argument they made for Carlos Lee and his defense. Either way, it’s unacceptable. Altuve is playing far below expectations. I’ll give you that, but Jake doesn’t deserve to be on the team, especially with Yordan Alvarez tearing the cover off the ball in AAA. Players and coaches want Jake on the team. Replace White...the team dud........with Alvarez. What the players and coaches want is irrelevant. If they had their way we would have Marwin, no Osuna, and probably not Brantley. You tell me what’s better. |
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