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Post by unionstation82 on May 9, 2018 11:12:19 GMT -6
So would the Astros stand to lose a lot of female fans if Jake is fired for excessive strikeouts? Yes. |
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Post by marshall on May 9, 2018 11:23:34 GMT -6
No homo, but Olson is a good looking man. Every time he came up to bat I thought, wow, he's nice-looking. You know. That thought NEVER crossed my mind. |
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Post by thomasj13 on May 9, 2018 11:29:34 GMT -6
So would the Astros stand to lose a lot of female fans if Jake is fired for excessive strikeouts? Eddie always comes back. |
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Post by astrosdoug on May 9, 2018 11:35:06 GMT -6
So would the Astros stand to lose a lot of female fans if Jake is fired for excessive strikeouts? Yes. But wouldn't that make it easier for chicks to get a date with Jake? I mean, he's either out of town or working till midnight every day as it stands now. |
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Post by Saint on May 9, 2018 11:51:55 GMT -6
Again, no homo, but Jake is too skinny and tall. Nobody wants to bang a giraffe.
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Post by unionstation82 on May 9, 2018 11:52:48 GMT -6
Again, no homo, but Jake is too skinny and tall. Nobody wants to bang a giraffe. Hey, women aren’t as shallow as men. Allegedly. |
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Post by Saint on May 9, 2018 11:55:36 GMT -6
Again, no homo, but Jake is too skinny and tall. Nobody wants to bang a giraffe. Hey, women aren’t as shallow as men. Allegedly. Ugly women aren't as shallow as ugly men. Attractive women are more shallow then attractive men. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 9, 2018 11:57:21 GMT -6
Ugly women aren't as shallow as ugly men. Attractive women are more shallow then attractive men. Controversy alert! |
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Post by thomasj13 on May 9, 2018 11:59:13 GMT -6
Hey, women aren’t as shallow as men. Allegedly. Ugly women aren't as shallow as ugly men. Attractive women are more shallow then attractive men. I have referenced this joke before that I heard....Yesterday, I saw an ugly pregnant girl walking down the street, and I thought: Good For Her. |
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Post by Saint on May 9, 2018 12:03:42 GMT -6
Haha
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Post by blcoach8 on May 9, 2018 12:28:00 GMT -6
Every time he came up to bat I thought, wow, he's nice-looking. You know. That thought NEVER crossed my mind. Whenever Olson or any A's player came up, I said "get him out " Well, I do admit to pulling for Piscotty to get a hit due to the loss of his mother. I wanted him to do well but for the Astros to win the game. |
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Post by sempersmom on May 9, 2018 14:26:50 GMT -6
Every time he came up to bat I thought, wow, he's nice-looking. Omg Lydia is a fgt! That made me bust out laughing! |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 10, 2018 10:06:27 GMT -6
I have referenced this joke before that I heard....Yesterday, I saw an ugly pregnant girl walking down the street, and I thought: Good For Her. That reminds me of the classic joke. “Why doesn’t my wife wear a wristwatch? Because there’s a clock on the stove.” |
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Post by thomasj13 on May 10, 2018 10:11:49 GMT -6
I have referenced this joke before that I heard....Yesterday, I saw an ugly pregnant girl walking down the street, and I thought: Good For Her. That reminds me of the classic joke. “Why doesn’t my wife wear a wristwatch? Because there’s a clock on the stove.” There are 3 Rings in a Marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring and Suffering. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 10, 2018 14:39:59 GMT -6
That reminds me of the classic joke. “Why doesn’t my wife wear a wristwatch? Because there’s a clock on the stove.” There are 3 Rings in a Marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring and Suffering. Haha, I’m my case she’s the one suffering. I’ve got it made in the shade. |
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Post by thomasj13 on May 10, 2018 16:12:14 GMT -6
You're going to jinx it...never ever mess with a winning streak...
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Post by m240 on May 10, 2018 16:22:39 GMT -6
There are 3 Rings in a Marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring and Suffering. Haha, I’m my case she’s the one suffering. I’ve got it made in the shade. they get more assertive as they age and I have never met a woman who does not remember stuff from 30 years ago to hang on you when the timing is right. Having said that after 42 years I would gladly sign up all over again. |
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Post by unionstation82 on May 10, 2018 22:03:19 GMT -6
She’s a sweetheart. I hit the jackpot with her.
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Post by koolade2 on May 12, 2018 6:20:20 GMT -6
As my mother says My Wife saved my Life.
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