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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 7:40:31 GMT -6
Fulmer vs. McCullers
6-5
Despite the losing streak we're only one game out of 1st place. But we're in desperate need of a slumpbuster. Altuve, Bregman, Brantley, and Yuli all have good numbers against Fulmer so maybe the offense can have a big day and give Lance some early run support. I have a good feeling about Lance tonight. He pitches great at home, and, after a couple rough outings by our starters, we're due for a good one if you believe in the law of averages.
The good news is that we're getting baserunners. We're just not getting the big hits when we really need them.
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 8:22:23 GMT -6
Fulmer vs. McCullers6-5Despite the losing streak we're only one game out of 1st place. But we're in desperate need of a slumpbuster. Altuve, Bregman, Brantley, and Yuli all have good numbers against Fulmer so maybe the offense can have a big day and give Lance some early run support. I have a good feeling about Lance tonight. He pitches great at home, and, after a couple rough outings by our starters, we're due for a good one if you believe in the law of averages. The good news is that we're getting baserunners. We're just not getting the big hits when we really need them. Astros need to employ a Major League strategy in the clubhouse, but reverse. Start off with a naked poster board of Nancy Pelosi. There are 100 pieces to cover her backup, and the team gets to put one piece back for every win...starting with toes and fingers first. |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 8:23:37 GMT -6
Fulmer vs. McCullers6-5Despite the losing streak we're only one game out of 1st place. But we're in desperate need of a slumpbuster. Altuve, Bregman, Brantley, and Yuli all have good numbers against Fulmer so maybe the offense can have a big day and give Lance some early run support. I have a good feeling about Lance tonight. He pitches great at home, and, after a couple rough outings by our starters, we're due for a good one if you believe in the law of averages. The good news is that we're getting baserunners. We're just not getting the big hits when we really need them. Astros need to employ a Major League strategy in the clubhouse, but reverse. Start off with a naked poster board of Nancy Pelosi. There are 100 pieces to cover her backup, and the team gets to put one piece back for every win...starting with toes and fingers first. Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 8:37:26 GMT -6
Astros need to employ a Major League strategy in the clubhouse, but reverse. Start off with a naked poster board of Nancy Pelosi. There are 100 pieces to cover her backup, and the team gets to put one piece back for every win...starting with toes and fingers first. Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... Aren't I a stinker? |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 8:38:19 GMT -6
Astros need to employ a Major League strategy in the clubhouse, but reverse. Start off with a naked poster board of Nancy Pelosi. There are 100 pieces to cover her backup, and the team gets to put one piece back for every win...starting with toes and fingers first. Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... Could be Marshall, or has excused himself or been excused from this board? |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 8:45:26 GMT -6
Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... Could be Marshall, or has excused himself or been excused from this board? I think he may have been excused due to not following very simple instructions. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 8:46:09 GMT -6
Astros need to employ a Major League strategy in the clubhouse, but reverse. Start off with a naked poster board of Nancy Pelosi. There are 100 pieces to cover her backup, and the team gets to put one piece back for every win...starting with toes and fingers first. Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... But in all fairness, what substitute should I have put in Pelosi's place? To encourage the players to win as many games as quickly as possible, to coverup the nakedness? Rupaul? Sheila Jackson Lee? Caitlyn Jenner? Rosie O'donnell Roseanne Barr? Joy Behar? Judge Judy? Whoopi Goldberg? Trump? Cruz? Schumer? Dennis Rodman? Marshall? Corch? No offense to the above, just done in jest. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 8:48:05 GMT -6
Could be Marshall, or has excused himself or been excused from this board? I think he may have been excused due to not following very simple instructions. Okay, will go back to baseball talk....but we do need a slump buster...In an unrelated subject, how's your mom doing? |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 8:52:50 GMT -6
Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... But in all fairness, what substitute should I have put in Pelosi's place? To encourage the players to win as many games as quickly as possible, to coverup the nakedness? Rupaul? Sheila Jackson Lee? Caitlyn Jenner? Rosie O'donnell Roseanne Barr? Joy Behar? Judge Judy? Whoopi Goldberg? Trump? Cruz? Schumer? Dennis Rodman? Marshall? Corch? No offense to the above, just done in jest. Most of those would be awful. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 8:55:25 GMT -6
But in all fairness, what substitute should I have put in Pelosi's place? To encourage the players to win as many games as quickly as possible, to coverup the nakedness? Rupaul? Sheila Jackson Lee? Caitlyn Jenner? Rosie O'donnell Roseanne Barr? Joy Behar? Judge Judy? Whoopi Goldberg? Trump? Cruz? Schumer? Dennis Rodman? Marshall? Corch? No offense to the above, just done in jest. Most of those would be awful. That's point....But you said most, which one above wouldn't be??? You have a secret fetish? |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 8:56:30 GMT -6
I think he may have been excused due to not following very simple instructions. Okay, will go back to baseball talk....but we do need a slump buster...In an unrelated subject, how's your mom doing? She's a grandmother now, not just a mother. Edit your jokes accordingly! |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 8:56:57 GMT -6
Most of those would be awful. That's point....But you said most, which one above wouldn't be??? You have a secret fetish? Judge Judy could be a sleeper pick. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 8:58:11 GMT -6
Okay, will go back to baseball talk....but we do need a slump buster...In an unrelated subject, how's your mom doing? She's a grandmother now, not just a mother. Edit your jokes accordingly! GILF? |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 9:00:50 GMT -6
She's a grandmother now, not just a mother. Edit your jokes accordingly! GILF? I'm the wrong person to ask! I don't do grandmas. At least not until Yessi has grandkids... |
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Post by unionstation82 on Apr 14, 2021 9:02:53 GMT -6
Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... But in all fairness, what substitute should I have put in Pelosi's place? To encourage the players to win as many games as quickly as possible, to coverup the nakedness? Rupaul? Sheila Jackson Lee? Caitlyn Jenner? Rosie O'donnell Roseanne Barr? Joy Behar? Judge Judy? Whoopi Goldberg? Trump? Cruz? Schumer? Dennis Rodman? Marshall? Corch? No offense to the above, just done in jest. Joy Behar in blackface. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 9:16:19 GMT -6
That's point....But you said most, which one above wouldn't be??? You have a secret fetish? Judge Judy could be a sleeper pick. You're thinking dominatrix.....Ever see Tomcats???....Where he goes with the allegedly shy librarian....and she turns out to be a dominatrix, with a room full of whips and other torture devices...Then all of a sudden, you hear a voice, saying Granny is Here!!! And she is a dom too. |
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Post by blcoach8 on Apr 14, 2021 9:18:20 GMT -6
Fulmer vs. McCullers6-5Despite the losing streak we're only one game out of 1st place. But we're in desperate need of a slumpbuster. Altuve, Bregman, Brantley, and Yuli all have good numbers against Fulmer so maybe the offense can have a big day and give Lance some early run support. I have a good feeling about Lance tonight. He pitches great at home, and, after a couple rough outings by our starters, we're due for a good one if you believe in the law of averages. The good news is that we're getting baserunners. We're just not getting the big hits when we really need them. Astros need to employ a Major League strategy in the clubhouse, but reverse. Start off with a naked poster board of Nancy Pelosi. There are 100 pieces to cover her backup, and the team gets to put one piece back for every win...starting with toes and fingers first. To be certain of success, include a naked poster board of Maxine Waters, Michelle Obama, and Rosie O'Donnell. |
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Post by blcoach8 on Apr 14, 2021 9:19:32 GMT -6
Could be Marshall, or has excused himself or been excused from this board? I think he may have been excused due to not following very simple instructions. That is my understanding. |
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Post by blcoach8 on Apr 14, 2021 9:21:06 GMT -6
That's point....But you said most, which one above wouldn't be??? You have a secret fetish? Judge Judy could be a sleeper pick. He forgot to give Hillary any credit. On a more serious note, we really do need a slump buster. I have a feeling Yordan is about to go on a hot streak. What is killing our lineup more than anything else are the automatic outs we are getting in the #8 an d #9 spot in the order. To Castro's credit, he did draw a couple of walks last night. I am still in shock over Baker using Maldonado to pinch hit for Altuve in the 9th with two on and two out. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 9:23:35 GMT -6
Maybe the Astros need a Stupid GDT to get them back on track.... hopefully this works.
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 9:24:47 GMT -6
Judge Judy could be a sleeper pick. He forgot to give Hillary any credit. On a more serious note, we really do need a slump buster. I have a feeling Yordan is about to go on a hot streak. What is killing our lineup more than anything else are the automatic outs we are getting in the #8 an d #9 spot in the order. To Castro's credit, he did draw a couple of walks last night. I am still in shock over Baker using Maldonado to pinch hit for Altuve in the 9th with two on and two out. She should have made the list |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 9:26:13 GMT -6
He forgot to give Hillary any credit. On a more serious note, we really do need a slump buster. I have a feeling Yordan is about to go on a hot streak. What is killing our lineup more than anything else are the automatic outs we are getting in the #8 an d #9 spot in the order. To Castro's credit, he did draw a couple of walks last night. I am still in shock over Baker using Maldonado to pinch hit for Altuve in the 9th with two on and two out. She should have made the list No baseball talk on this GDT....and nothing too serious either....just dumb humor... |
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Post by blcoach8 on Apr 14, 2021 9:54:10 GMT -6
He forgot to give Hillary any credit. On a more serious note, we really do need a slump buster. I have a feeling Yordan is about to go on a hot streak. What is killing our lineup more than anything else are the automatic outs we are getting in the #8 an d #9 spot in the order. To Castro's credit, he did draw a couple of walks last night. I am still in shock over Baker using Maldonado to pinch hit for Altuve in the 9th with two on and two out. She should have made the list I'd put her in the top 5. |
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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on Apr 14, 2021 10:02:04 GMT -6
Cue political response from Corch in 3....2....1.... Could be Marshall, or has excused himself or been excused from this board? It won't be Marshall. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 10:09:35 GMT -6
Could be Marshall, or has excused himself or been excused from this board? It won't be Marshall. Harsh, but funny... Temporary or Lifetime? |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 10:10:20 GMT -6
Marshall doesn't know how to turn it off. It won't change.
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 10:12:17 GMT -6
Marshall doesn't know how to turn it off. It won't change. His twin here at least talks baseball... |
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Post by Saint on Apr 14, 2021 10:25:20 GMT -6
Marshall doesn't know how to turn it off. It won't change. His twin here at least talks baseball... Agreed. Other than hating Ed Wade before Wade even signed his contract, and loving Adam Everett, I don't remember a lot of Marshall's old baseball stances. He wasn't this political before was he? |
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Post by thomasj13 on Apr 14, 2021 10:46:44 GMT -6
His twin here at least talks baseball... Agreed. Other than hating Ed Wade before Wade even signed his contract, and loving Adam Everett, I don't remember a lot of Marshall's old baseball stances. He wasn't this political before was he? That was about it... |
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Post by blcoach8 on Apr 14, 2021 11:03:31 GMT -6
Marshall doesn't know how to turn it off. It won't change. His twin here at least talks baseball... Which one is his twin......you or a name I won't mention. Hint: he comes and goes.  |
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