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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 15:10:15 GMT -6
Your mom likes backdoor sliders... Your mom likes to slide on her stomach. Your mom polishes the Astros bats with her vagina. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 15:16:19 GMT -6
Your mom likes backdoor sliders... Your mom likes to slide on her stomach. Your mom is open to sliding, either head or feet first into her.....Hopefully Sempersmom is not reading this; if she is, you started it. |
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Post by Saint on Jan 15, 2019 15:44:54 GMT -6
Your mom likes to slide on her stomach. Your mom is open to sliding, either head or feet first into her.....Hopefully Sempersmom is not reading this; if she is, you started it. Bortaz made it a contest so we'll blame him. Your mom is so ugly she looks like Brett Oberholtzer. |
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Post by Hunter McCormick on Jan 15, 2019 15:48:59 GMT -6
Too old a reference. Interest lost. Son, Airplane! never goes out of style. We should forgive Saint for that one. Apparently he picked the wrong week... |
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Post by sempersmom on Jan 15, 2019 15:55:05 GMT -6
Ay, niños!
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talshill
Arbitration Eligible
Vini, vici, pavori.
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Post by talshill on Jan 15, 2019 15:57:02 GMT -6
*Looks around* No, I haven't time-traveled back to the third grade.
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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on Jan 15, 2019 15:59:14 GMT -6
*Looks around* No, I haven't time-traveled back to the third grade. Are you certain? |
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Post by Saint on Jan 15, 2019 16:02:38 GMT -6
We're bored.
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Post by Hunter McCormick on Jan 15, 2019 16:06:22 GMT -6
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 16:15:56 GMT -6
Your mom is open to sliding, either head or feet first into her.....Hopefully Sempersmom is not reading this; if she is, you started it. Bortaz made it a contest so we'll blame him. Your mom is so ugly she looks like Brett Oberholtzer. I really can't remember what your mom looks like, unless the top of her head counts. |
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Post by Saint on Jan 15, 2019 16:19:18 GMT -6
Bortaz made it a contest so we'll blame him. Your mom is so ugly she looks like Brett Oberholtzer. I really can't remember what your mom looks like, unless the top of her head counts. If me only seeing the back of your mom's head counts, I guess the top does too. |
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Post by olpapa on Jan 15, 2019 17:03:22 GMT -6
As long as he isn’t fed a steady diet of curveballs. Can’t hit one to save his life. He should never see a fastball. He's getting results though. The only result he gets when thrown a decent curveball is a Carter-like stroll back to the bench. |
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Post by olpapa on Jan 15, 2019 17:05:23 GMT -6
Your mom is open to sliding, either head or feet first into her.....Hopefully Sempersmom is not reading this; if she is, you started it. Bortaz made it a contest so we'll blame him. Blame Luhnow. If he would get off his dumb, lazy...., nevermind. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 17:23:44 GMT -6
I really can't remember what your mom looks like, unless the top of her head counts. If me only seeing the back of your mom's head counts, I guess the top does too. I miss your mom, my Little Gummy Bear. |
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Post by unionstation82 on Jan 15, 2019 17:25:01 GMT -6
Thomas and Todd will insult each other until The Wall gets built. Brilliant tactic.
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 17:27:39 GMT -6
Thomas and Todd will insult each other until The Wall gets built. Brilliant tactic. Real Men of Genius. |
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 17:32:00 GMT -6
Thomas and Todd will insult each other until The Wall gets built. Brilliant tactic. Did u ever play peek-a-boo with Todd's mom.... Where's the Belly Button? (Lift up the right titty)...There it is! |
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 17:37:15 GMT -6
Thomas and Todd will insult each other until The Wall gets built. Brilliant tactic. Man, it's a longtime before OD. |
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Post by abregmanfan on Jan 15, 2019 17:51:12 GMT -6
Your mom likes to slide on her stomach. Your mom polishes the Astros bats with her vagina. Wow. Really? |
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 18:15:33 GMT -6
Your mom polishes the Astros bats with her vagina. Wow. Really? She is going to miss Gattis, well more importantly, his bat. |
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Post by Saint on Jan 15, 2019 18:33:57 GMT -6
She is going to miss Gattis, well more importantly, his bat. My mom does like Gattis, actually. |
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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on Jan 15, 2019 19:03:36 GMT -6
Bortaz made it a contest so we'll blame him. Blame Luhnow. If he would get off his dumb, lazy...., nevermind. **** 1/2 |
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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on Jan 15, 2019 19:05:43 GMT -6
Your mom polishes the Astros bats with her vagina. Wow. Really? You boys take a hint and let this die. thomasj13 Saint |
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 19:10:30 GMT -6
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Post by thomasj13 on Jan 15, 2019 19:11:17 GMT -6
Actually, it was going passed too far...my bad. |
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Post by abregmanfan on Jan 15, 2019 19:39:39 GMT -6
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Post by abregmanfan on Jan 15, 2019 19:42:07 GMT -6
I had a great day today. I got to have coffee and talk Astros baseball with olpapa. He is a great man. It is nice to talk to someone from here in person.
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Post by ɮօʀȶǟʐ on Jan 15, 2019 19:45:04 GMT -6
You didn't catch the old from him, did you?
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Post by abregmanfan on Jan 15, 2019 19:56:17 GMT -6
You didn't catch the old from him, did you? No sir. But it was nice just enjoying life and talking baseball. He said Bortaz is the member he would most like to meet. |
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Post by astrosdoug on Jan 15, 2019 20:00:19 GMT -6
Saw this in an mlbtr chat today:
"Trade me
3:52 Why not Reddick to Braves for Teheran? Both have needs and salary is about the same. Thoughts?
Steve Adams
3:53 I doubt the Astros really want Julio Teheran. He's not that good."
While under certain circumstances I wouldn't mind seeing Reddick go to the Braves, I wouldn't want Teheran fouling up the pitching staff.
Would rather see someone like Kyle Muller (.966 WHIP and only 1.9 BB/9 in AA last year, Dallas Jesuit grad, 21 yrs old, LHP, more likely a starter than a reliever) come back to the Astros.
The only MLB players they have who would substantially improve the Astros are Freeman and Folty, and I just don't see either of those guys coming to Houston in a trade. So if a Reddick trade goes down with Atlanta, it's probably for minor leaguers.
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